I’m some sort of superhero, but in disguise. I hear the call that signals me to action, but I am in a tall, towering bunk bed, high above the grounds of the castle. I wrestle out of my sheets and don my mask, hat and cape. As I start to turn on the lights, the girl that I am pretending to be with while in the castle comes into the room, crying. I quickly darken the light so she doesn’t see me in my disguise. She is hysterical and immediately falls to the floor. I tell her not to open her eyes as I slowly slide off her clothing. She is huge, however, and disgustingly sweaty and pink. I try to get away, but she is rolling all over, balling and I caught her opening her eyes as I leapt to the window to make my escape.